December 2011
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“Orthodoxy means not thinking- not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.”
- George Orwell
Reblog if you follow back and you want followers...
hugmebrutha:
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Memorizing the Krebs Cycle and the Uric Acid Cycle. BRING IT.
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Funny and Creative Inventions of 2011 →
This is pretty cool, check it out! I could definitely use some of these.
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The things I do when I procrastinate...
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: hi
You: im a bunny *hop hop*
Stranger: m or f
You: IM A BUNNY
You: all bunnies are female
Stranger: age?
You: i'm a young bunny
You: in bunny years, i'm 16
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: m 19
You: cool
You: you cant be a bunny though
You: you're male
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: m a male
Stranger: which country?
Stranger: hey
You: bunny country
You: obviously
You: you?
Stranger: i am also from male country
Stranger: ]
You: so you're sexually attracted to bunnies?
You: i hope you know that bunnies reproduce asexually
Stranger: not yet
You: why are you not sexually attracted to bunnies?
You: i know you want our furry bodies all over you
You: and our wet noses
Stranger: what
You: BUNNIES
You: you like bunnies
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i do
You: you are sexually attracted to bunnies? ;)
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: but i like to have a taste
You: you want to have a taste of my furry body? ;)
You: feed me carrots and i will love you forever
Stranger: will you give me permission
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: i will give you whatever permission you want
You: if you tell me that you enjoy having sex with bunnies
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you have facebook?/
You: bunnies don't have facebook
You: but I know you like my sharp long teeth nibbling on you ;)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why not
Stranger: where are you
You: i am here
You: sorry i was chewing on a carrot
You: because i'm a bunny
Stranger: why are you making fun of me
You: i am not making fun of you
You: i am a nice bunny
Stranger: what does bunny means?
Stranger: please tell me
You have disconnected.
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I can sleep when I’m dead I guess.
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Stranger 2, are you a Tumblr user?
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss (AKA MY AWESOME QUESTION): Are you guys boring or will you entertain me whilst I procrastinate?
Stranger 1: um
Stranger 2: er
Stranger 1: i guess we'll entertain you.
Stranger 2: that's a lot of pressure
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: LOL IS NOT ENTERTAINING
Stranger 2: COME ON
Stranger 1: he should be studying for finals....
Stranger 2: how do you know he is in college?
Stranger 2: or that it is a he
Stranger 1: tuche.
Stranger 2: touche*
Stranger 1: i think its a rule in English that if you ar not sure of someones gender you call them a he.
Stranger 2: I do not think that is true
Stranger 1: i do
Stranger 2: he/she is correct actually
Stranger 1: that takes to much time to type.
Stranger 2: if it's a girl and they are a feminist they will be very upset by this
Stranger 1: i think all girls are feminists.
Stranger 2: not true
Stranger 1: i think so
Stranger 2: are you a girl or a guy?
Stranger 1: girl.
Stranger 2: are you a feminist?
Stranger 1: nope.
Stranger 2: SEE
Stranger 1: shit.
Stranger 2: aw yeah
Stranger 2: got you on that one
Stranger 1: im actually a dude
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Dye me like a Sunset: Gender Reform starts with... →
You know why that stigma is there? Why boys are called “girly” as an insult? Because according to our society, identifying as a woman is BAD. Having long hair makes a man girly, because women traditionally have long hair, and NOBODY wants to look like a woman! Men don’t like pink. Why? Pink is a stereotypically feminine color. Emotions are bad. Crying makes you less of a man....
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Overdone, but it makes me nostalgic every single...
If you’re under the age of 17 you shouldn’t even read this; and if you do, you should not repost. Just because you were born in 1996 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid. … It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons - I am sorry but four years of the 90s just wont cut it. You’re a 90s kid if, you remember watching… -Kenan and Kel ...
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I saw a shooting star for the first time last night. Sadly I was too drunk to remember exactly what it looked like or to appreciate it fully, but I know it was real because my friend was completely sober (he was DD) and saw it too :) It was amazing to see, but I wish I had a better memory of the shooting star itself and not just how I felt when I saw it.
