Spooning Leads to Forking

Love the people that use the argument “______ isn’t natural, so it isn’t right” for controversial issues like sexual orientation and birth control. Your computer, car, iPhone, camera, processed food, and medications you take when you’re sick aren’t exactly “natural” either.

Pull your kids out of school, go live in a cave, and give up your health insurance. Then you can talk to me about morality.